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Monday, December 1, 2008

Baja 1500 Contined and Concluded

…So this is the point in the ride where you start to get to know your fellow riders… really well. In fact, I think before couples should be allowed to marry I think they should be required to travel together for at least 6 weeks. Nothing is a better trial by fire then travel. When travelling with someone, you have to agree on what to eat, how much to spend, when to sleep and wake. I’m beginning to learn who is cheap, who is a mooch, who tries to squirrel out of the bill or shorts the dinner tab, who I get along with and who to avoid. Actually most of us get along pretty well, bonded by the common goal of finishing the ride. That being said, my roommate (who is now a support driver as his bike died on day one) switched roommates (what snoring? :-) ) here in Loreto leaving me to pair up with the only other odd man out on the trip. This actually works out well as my new roomie lugged an espresso maker, grinder and two pounds of Starbucks beans from the U.S. In the morning he makes Lattes for the group and we call it Scott-bucks time!

Pictures are worth a thousand words



OK, so where was I? Ahh Day 5 Loreto to San Ignacio-233 miles. I duct taped over my blisters (pretty hardcore for an insurance guy huh? :-) and washed my riding gear in the shower. We started the day with the classic Baja silt beds. Silt is like talcum powder, it gets in everything, obscures your vision and is really hard to control the bike through. We got really lucky on this trip because with all the rains the silt beds are packed down and not dusty at all. Today is sun up to sun down riding, a long day of twisting roads, some mountain passes, lots of baja desertscape, but mostly wide open long flat stretches of dirt. Not my favorite type of riding terrain but you take the good with the not so good. Ernie got back up on his 2000 Suzuki (fossil edition) apparently he had a bad seal in his carb that wasn’t allowing gas into the engine. All in all we felt good today and we weren’t expecting to considering how beat up we were just a couple days ago. Not much in San Ignacio, a nice old church but IYSOYSTA (If You’ve Seen One You’ve Seen Them All) no cell service again pinche Verizon. Nice hotel here, La Pinta, big rooms but pricey at $89 it must be the only one in San Ignacio.



Day 6 San Ignacio to Bahia de Los Angeles 187 miles We started the day with lots of mechanicals. Mario was leaking gas, Steve stripped his counter shaft nut and sprocket and had to JB Weld–it to the bike (in technical terms the countershaft sprocket in the little thingy that turns the chain and drives the bike.) Mostly wide open rocky roads that guarantee someone is going to get a pinch flat, and Ernie did. Bahia de los Angeles is a sleepy little fishing village with a mian drag, couple of mini marts and a couple of licor stores. No cell service or internet. On the up side we had one of the best lobster dinners ever (most of us were in agreement) for $15. Most of us noticed that our bikes are getting pretty beat up by this time. Most all of us have rear sprockets that are wearing so bad the splines are thining and curved from the chain wear. If those things shear off my ride is over. Time to ride at 60% of max just to be sure I can finish, nobody wants to have to take the free ride of shame in the support truck.




Day 7 Bahia de Los Angeles to San Felipe 220 miles – much of the same terrain as yesterday and not too much action. At this point in the ride I am struck by how friendly the people are to us. They love off roaders down here. Largely due to the popularity of the Baja 1000 down here. Still it amazes me. We can be ripping through their pastures, meadows and roads, spooking their horses, livestock and goats and still people wave, honk and flash their lights at us. Little kids come out of their houses and schools to watch us ride by, signalling for wheelies, which Scott is always happy to oblige. Our bodies have adjusted to the rigors and demands of riding day after day and we are all pretty comfortable on the bikes by now. No cell service again… drats. Here's a picture of the sunrise in San Felipe...



Day 8 San Felipe to Tecate 230 Miles- This was one of the most brutal days ever. We started out from San Felipe riding through a 35 mph sand storm blowing sand sideways into our helmets. As we climbed the mountains into Valle de Trinidad the temp dropped to 37 degrees and it started raining lightly. Any rain on a motorcycle is brutal. Its like saying its hot but it’s a “dry heat.” Total BS. By the time we hit Ojos Negros we lost two more riders that couldn’t take the cold and rain. It really started coming down now and as we climbed the mountains into Tecate it only got worse. First pouring rain, mud everywhere, then snow and rain again as we dropped into Tecate. Most of us couldn’t feel our fingers or feet as the gloves got soaked from rain and puddles. Goggles useless by this point. From Santa Victoria to Tecate is about 30 miles of pavement. In rain with no goggles I had to shield the stinging drops from my face with one hand and ride with the other. Making matters worse is that our bikes are so beat up by this point we had maybe 3 tail lights and four headlights… between the seven of us. It was all I could do to follow the bouncing red ball that was the tail light in front of me. With no moon and pitch black freezing rain conditions, the only thing driving us on is the desire to finish and be one of the ones to actually ride across the border. It became like an endurance event…just … have.. to.. finish. By the time we reached the border our nerves were frazzled from harrowing ride in the pitch black of the moonless night and from being passed anxious motorists wanting to drive faster then 40mph. One of our riders described it this way: (you’re gonna love this Mom…)
…with the climax scene being the crazy idiot in the car which failed to complete the pass as it came up head-on against an oncoming semi around a blind turn in the pouring rain in the pitch black darkness of the 1-1/2 lane wide Highway 3, with the leading bikes forced over to the dubious right edge of the asphalt where the white concrete posts were whizzing by at bizarre angles, while the right-side semi tires dropped off the pavement to give exactly 2.5 inches of clearance for the car to pass at speed? Definitely a scene out of Road Warriors Escape From Baja III. I just wish I had a recording of the Chatterboxes right there... that was total mayhem & full-on panic mode.

Finally splitting lanes up to the border my bike over heated about 4 cars from the gate and Scott’s stopped running. In the end 7 of 12 of us finished the whole ride and 3 of 7 of us pushed our bikes across the border. High fives and beers on the other side… I wouldn’t have missed this one for the world… What a great adventure. I got back Saturday night and have been recovering ever since.

If it doesn’t sting a little its not an adventure… We are already planning the next one… Braaaap!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Baja 1500 Dec 2007

Morning !!!!

My alarm went off at 330 (set for for 5) and I cant fall back asleep....

A group of riders and I set off for the Baja ride of a lifetime 2 days ago, 8 days 1200 miles tracing the trail of the Baja 1000 from 2 years ago. 1200 miles of dirt bike riding bliss!Amazing the pros do this ride in 17 hours what takes us 8 days. We had our motorcycles trailered down last week by a couple of or riders. Bringing you up to speed, we all chipped in $250 and bought a double axle trailer, had it modified to fit 12 bikes and gear bags, and planned this adventure for the last 3 months. Last week a couple of our riders drove the support trucks and trailer to Cabo where we all flew in and started the adventure. It POURED rain the first night in Cabo and the tequila and beer were flowing!

Day one was Cabo to La Paz and had lots of wide open riding mixed in with some beach and sand and rocky mountain passes. 166 miles saw the defeat of the first Honda 450 X bike down with a bad stater or ignition (Arizona Mike). In La Paz we stayed at a drive up motel called Haciendas del mar. Apparently it was a sex motel with garages in each unit so you could pull your in and not have it discovered by your significant other. We got it for the garage factor, security for the bikes. Mario¢¥s suite had a disco ball a pole and a jacuzzi! In addition to hamburgers on the room service menu was Viagra. Kinda scarry sleeping in the beds there. Heres a pic of the scenery we had to endure...


Day 2 was the most brutal yet, 207 miles from La Paz to Cuidad Constitucion. A couple of our guys got lost on the city streets and made an illegal U-turn on a one-way street in full view of a cop. After paying $50 each, they, as well as the rest of the group were well ready to get out that town. There's 35,000 people and nothing there. Middle of baja. There's not one reason for anyone to be in that shit hole town. Here's a pic of a horse that wouldn't let us pass (im riding second)

We were really fortunate to have rain in the weeks prior to us getting here. The conditions were fantastic! The wet ground keeps the dust down and the traction up. In fact in some were swimming through so much mud that we were covered and our bikes caked in thick mud. Never the less it was a great day, dawn to sunset riding wide open trails mixed in with single track, and 40 miles of whoops just to make sure we tired enough. Ron lost the 5th gear on his 99 Yahama POS bike and is now one of our official full time support drivers. If we lose anymore bikes we are going to run out of passenger space in the support vehicles! Taking a break on the trail is our motley bunch...

Day 3 was the best yet. 134 miles from Cuidad Constitucion to Loreto. Mountain passes and water crossing with double track and hill climbs up through mountains. So many water crossings that our bikes are now spotless from all the mud of yesterday!



Perfect weather and the ground is still moist making for epic conditions. We zigged zagged through the mountains and stopped for while at a 300 year old church in the middle of nowhere hosting a 4 day long party in honor of the Saint that founded the church. Dancing horses and mexican cowboys as far as the eye could see. We lost another bike, Ernies 2000 Suzuki DRZ (which is so old it had no business on this trip to begin with). Ernie contemplates his fate with Dooglas...

So its Day 4 and a rest day in Loreto. Our hotel is right on the sand with all rooms a full ocean view. This is a much needed rest day to recuperate, work on the bikes a little and just recharge. All of us are sore head to toe. We¢¥have blisters on our throttle hands and everybody's ass is sore. After 3 days, 500 miles and 6-8 hours per day in the saddle we are exhausted and loving every minute of it!. Clem decided to strum us a tune...

We only have 4 riding days left and if you look on the map Loreto is only a quarter of the way to Tecate. We either have some long days ahead or we need to add an extra day to get it done. Only Team KTM is still intact. Team Honda, Suzuki, and Yamaha have had casualties. I keep telling these guys how much better KTM's are. Since I'm the only KTM rider and very vocal about it, I have to make it or I'll never live it down!
There's no cell service here or in the last couple cities (verizon anyway) so i'll write again in a couple days.

Over and out...